Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Nervous Much?

Listed below, please find things which currently make me very nervous:

1) Drunk people

2) Animals dressed as humans

3) Celery in potato salad

4) Today's youth

5) Interviews with Lady GaGa

6) the Olive Garden on a Saturday night

7) a telephone conversation with my mother which includes the phrase: "I found the cutest shoes at Sears."

8) the future of the "Pants on the Ground" man

9) any trip to Sam's with Sarah

10) Nancy Grace

The End.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

pretty funny--Celie makes me nervous!!!! where does that child get her energy??? She is a wild goose on the loose--glad to see you are posting or blogging again--I miss your blogs--you are too funny!!! I might add the trips to Sams have not changed with Sarah but I do doubt she buys the gallong hair spray anymore--those were the days when her hair could go through a tornado and never move!!! and then we got a gallon jug of pickels and large box of goldfish--those might still be standards for her!!!!
Mom oh and PS I too do not like drunk people--especially when they breath on me!!!! too stinky