Well, as we all expected, there is a new "Joyism" to add to the list.
Dysentery - used in replace of the word, dissertation
Here's a little back story. Joy is going back to school to finish up her RN. She's only a few classes short of this - GOOD FOR HER. She recently went back to the college where she got her LPN and ran into a former friend and student. He was working on his dissertation, meaning, his PhD. Well, upon Joy leaving, she says to him: "I hope everything goes well with your dysentery!" He then responds..."Oh Joy...we've missed you."
You can't write this stuff people!!!!