Matthew I am....like it or not

I have problems. Who doesn't? I have some serious problems.

For example, certain words make me mad. Not swear words (although those are tacky too), but just certain words. Let's take "agreiance". I believe the proper word is "agreement". When I hear people use this word, it makes me really mad.

Certain people make me mad. Have these people ever done anything to me? No. But the fact of who they are and what they're all about makes me mad. I know that I should clearly be seeing someone in the mental health profession, but I'm not. I just get irritated over the stupidest things.

So, for all my blog peeps, I have compiled a list of things I hate. I will soon create one of things I love, so keep coming back. Here we go.....

Things I HATE:

1. curry
2. being interrupted
3. people who think they can sing really really well but can't
4. old school mentality at work
5. resistance to change
6. parents who don't discipline
7. children who don't listen
8. people who don't think before they act
9. teenagers who think their fewer than eighteen years on this earth entitle them to be: rude, arrogant, dramatic, needy, the center of attention, complainers, disrespectful and obnoxious to anyone they want
10. stale bread
11. bad produce
12. disorganization
13. backstabbers
14. being taken advantage of
15. people who want something for nothing
16. people who think that being a republican means that you're wealthy and that's why they want to be one
17. poor customer service
18. poor cell coverage
19. people who wear cobalt blue and black and still think it looks good
20. people who can't use the correct plural version of the word sister-in-law (or any relative-in-law) public restrooms
21. liars
22. thick chunky shoes
23. fax machines
24. sweet-n-low
25. complainers
26. college kids who think they have people fooled when they come home for the weekend (WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE SLEEPING AROUND AND GETTING DRUNK EVERY NIGHT!)
27. professional sports
28. that denomination of Christianity who make their own signs and yell through a bull horn that "everyone is going to hell" at the intersections of red lights
29. people who have to drink to have a good time
30. novelty sweaters
31. poor drivers
32. cut-off jean shorts
33. know it alls
34. people who have too much saliva in their mouth
35. pleated pants
36. dirty floors
37. dust
38. clutter
39. laziness
40. people who lack initiative
41. the weather channel
42. obnoxious celebrities
43. The View
44. polyester
45. Wal-Mart
46. leased vehicles
47. trendy baby names
48. re-runs
49. people who use the possessive tense for things they don't own
50. copy-cats
51. favoritism
52. modern art
53. cigarettes
54. Target (another blog for another time - DON'T REGISTER THERE)
55. Alltel
56. people who "don't write" thank you notes
57. dial-up Internet
58. telemarketers (no, I don't want to re-finance my house)
59. narrow minds
60. "my way or no way" attitudes

Please comment me and leave me your references for mental health help. LOL!